The Safe Game

Ganked this one from somewhere else, but it's fun anyway.

The idea is that the person above you will post something that is 'safe'. Your job is to contradict the safeness of said object, and then post something that you think is 'safe'.

For example.

Person 1: Cards are safe

Person 2: Cards thrown at high velocity can cut your skin
Person 2: Water is safe

Person 3: Drinking more than 20oz of water in an hour can drown your cells and kill you
Person 2: Cell phones are safe

And so on and so forth.


Paper is safe

Paper can contain toxic chemicals from processing

Or, if you take blood thinners, you could bleed out from paper cuts D:



Computer mice are safe (mouses, mice?)

But the mouse cord can strangle you if you're not careful (don't fall asleep).

Seatbelts are safe.

Seatbelts have been known to crush your throat if worn improperly during an accident D:


Chairs are safe

Until someone saws the legs off and you fall flat on your ass.

A humidifier is safe

Until someone puts bleach in it and poisons your air


Rugs are safe

Until you get a rugburn on your rear end.

Lights are safe.

Until an angry monkey starts throwing the really hot light bulbs at your head D:

Candy bars are safe

Until you die because the company neglected to mention there were nuts in there and it turns out you're allergic to them.

Video games are safe

Until you fall asleep with it on, the CD overheats and explodes, catching your house on fire and burning it down D:


Puppies are safe C:

Until they grow into vicious attack dogs and kill you

Hamsters are safe

Until you feed them after midnight (hurhurhur)


Paper hearts are safe

Until you rip one and it becomes bad luck and you get your heart broken.

Ramen is safe

Until you dont cook it long enough and choke on a big solid chunk of noodle and corn bits D:

Pencils are safe

Until a crazy person stabs you in the eye with one.

Cell phones are safe

Until they cook your brain like a microwave

Excel sheets are safe

Until you screw up the numbers and your teacher yells at you for being an idiot

Lip gloss is safe

Until you realize that it was made in China and contains large amounts of lead, so that your lips swell up and turn green.


(Please note that I dont hate China. China is the awesome.)


Stickers are safe

Until someone sticks them to your eyes and they end up permanently shut because of the sticky stuff.

Apples are safe